Sunday, December 31, 2006

Saddam Hussein Executed!!!

I wanted to write on this topic and PK enakku munnadi munthikitta. So read her blog first and this is a reply to that.

I dont know much about Saddam, so its actually not right on my part to comment. But with the knowledge of what I have I feel that punishment was right, probably life imprisonment kuduthurukalam. I know you are not justifying Saddam's act.. and i also understand the way you said he was good for his people. Something like Namba Nayagan padam style "Naaalu peru nalla irukanumna enna vena pannalam" . Whether it is Nayagan or Samurai or Ramana or Anniyan... all of these examples show the main char as killers, but they do good to common people by eradicating the bad ones. Ramana movie shows a very good example that PUNISHMENT shoud be harsh and Vijaykanth accepting death sentence himself was very good.



From the news what i heard, Saddam was the main reason for killing 148 shiyads in IRAQ. I dont think all the 148 people were bad ones and infact most of them should have been innocent which is what makes saddam as a villain. So arresting him was right but again like i said earlier whether hanging him is justice or not is a different question. If what saddam did was wrong, ofcourse what Bush did was also wrong. As per his orders, US invaded Iraq and many innocent people got killed. That way even he should be punishable.



Another question which I have is : Punishments are actually for the guilty person to realise his mistake. Do we really think in those angles while giving punishment or is it just to satisfy our own anger/revenge on the person ???



Check out all about Saddam here :- http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Saddam_Hussein

December 26th

I wanted to write a big blog on this topic. But kannu ippo sokkarathale, keeping it short. Topic paathe odenu, you could have guessed what is it related to ...

Yes this is mainly about the Tsunami that we faced on 26th December 2004, before which most of us dint know what was Tsunami. Does the date December 26 or just "26" has something to do with this... Look at the below happenings


January 26, 2001
Day : Friday
Time : 8:46 AM local time
Scale : 7.7 on the Richter Scale
Epicenter : 43 miles northeast of Bhuj in Gujarat State
Destroyed large parts of the state of Gujarat. Of the 18 affected districts, Kutch-Bhuj, Ahmedabad, Jamnagar and Rajkot are the most seriously damaged. In these four districts more than 16,000 people have died


December 26, 2004
An earthquake of magnitude 9.0, the strongest earthquake in 40 years, strikes in the Indian Ocean off the western coast of Sumatra. While initial reports state that the resulting tsunamis killed approximately 100 people, by the end of the day this estimate has increased to over 14,000 people in coastal areas of Thailand, Sri Lanka, the Maldives, India, Bangladesh, Burma, Indonesia and Malaysia. Tremors are also felt as far as Singapore, eastern countries of Africa, and north-western Australia. A state of emergency is declared in Sri Lanka, where over 31,000 people are feared dead.


December 26, 2006
Southwestern Taiwan is shaken by a 7.2 earthquake at 20:28 (GMT+8). A second aftershock, estimated at 7.1 and centered in Pingtung County, is felt 5 minutes later. According to the Pacific Tsunami Warning Centre, no Pacific-wide tsunami is expected.


Something Fishy ?????

Saturday, December 16, 2006

Enjoy Life!!!

Thnx to Karts for this mail...



A group of alumni, highly established in their careers, got together to visit their old university lecturer. Conversation soon turned into complaints about stress in work and life. Offering his guests coffee, the lecturer went to the kitchen and returned with a large pot of coffee and an assortment of cups: porcelain, plastic, glass, some plain-looking and some expensive and exquisite, telling them to help themselves to hot coffee. When all the students had a cup of coffee in hand, the lecturer said:


"If you noticed, all the nice-looking, expensive cups were taken up, leaving behind the plain and cheap ones. While it is but normal for you to want only the best for yourselves, that is the source of your problems and stress. What all of you really wanted was coffee, not the cup, but you consciously went for the better cups and are eyeing each other's cups."

"Now, if Life is coffee, then the jobs, money and position in society are the cups. They are just tools to hold and contain Life, but the quality of Life doesn't change. Sometimes, by concentrating only on the cup, we fail to enjoy the coffee in it."

So please, don't let the cups drive you...enjoy the coffee.....

& Enjoy Life!!!

Friday, December 15, 2006

Faith keeps u going!!!

I got this in the mail from my collegue Ganesh. Was really impressed with it and immediately added to my blog...

Arthur Ashe, the legendary Wimbledon player was dying of AIDS which he got due to infected blood he received during a heart surgery in 1983. From world over, he received letters from his fans, one of which conveyed: "Why does GOD have to select you for such a bad disease"?

To this Arthur Ashe replied: The world over -- 5 crore children start playing tennis, 50 lakhs learn to play tennis, 5 lakhs learn professional tennis, 50,000 come to the circuit, 5000 reach the grand slam, 50 reach Wimbledon, 4 to semi final, 2 to the finals, When I was holding a cup I never asked GOD "Why me?". And today in pain I should not be asking GOD "Why me?"


Happiness keeps u Sweet, Trials keep u Strong, Sorrow keeps u Human, Failure Keeps u Humble and Success keeps u glowing, but only .........
Faith Keeps u Going.....

Saturday, December 02, 2006

Eppadi Iruntha Naa Ippadi Ayiten








Appadaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa - thats a sign of relief from the braces that i was wearing for about one and a half years (19 months). Just met Dentist today, got the braces removed, Still have to wear a temporary one for another 3 months. I would call it as "THE WORST TORTURE EVER" - Probably people who have had braces will agree with me as they would gone through similar pain.

The first picture was taken somewhere after 9 or 10 months after i started wearing the braces. That was looking even more pathetic, frightening (picture paatha therile!!!). Current version eppadi ??? Maddy maari ille... Asin fairever ku ad kuduthaa, Na Closeup ku ad kudukalam polaruke!!!

I was thinking of various titles for this post and here are some of them...
- From Pallavan to Vallavan
- Out of braces on the First day of the Last Month
- Jack Dawson with new look and new nick

Thursday, November 23, 2006

Beautiful Babes ;)

Click on the pic for bigger view
I know most of you would have misunderstood by reading the title ;) ...

Posting this blog from the 22nd floor Hotel Mulia, Jakarta. Actually on travel around asia for the past 5 weeks and really dint get time to write blog. So just thought post this picture of my cute girl frnds (Click on the picture for the full image). Wanted to give a new look to my blog and so changed the template. OOOPS, guess what, forgot to copy the "links I visit often", it all got deleted. Now got to add it again.


Ok here are some details about the girls
From left :- Sonia, Bavatharani, Shivani and Sakshi. Except Bavatharani, the other 3 are sisters. All of them are my neighbours. Sonia is eldest one and she reallly proves that, taking care of her sisters and the way she talks elderly among them. Sonia is in the UKG, while Shivani is in the LKG. The last one is trying to utter some words. Dont wonder if i say that very soon they are going to have a brother boy or another sister... These 3 sisters are marvadi's while Bavatharani is Brahmin. If all join together thats it... no one can control them. Sonia dances well, Shivani tries to imitate watever sonia does. Shivani is always my fav. Im sure they are waiting for me to come back to india and So am I

Friday, October 20, 2006

Six weird things about me!!!

Ok .. so i have been tagged again by PK ... This time on Six Weird things about me!!!

1. I think im one of the weird'est person on this earth because of the following weird things :-(Dont you think this itself is weird ?)


2. Whts this world ?
I always have this thought on "How this world was formed ?, How did human beings were created, Why did these all happen, where is it goin to end". If i get some lonely time.. thats it, I go to the terrace, gazing at the sky, stars, moon will keep thinking about how all these happened ?


3. Am I Real ?
In continuation with the above.. I think who am I? Why was i born ? Why do I think like this when most of them i see, does not even care to think about it. Have you ever felt "Am I Real?". I have felt it, many times. At any busy schedule also.. suddenly I take a deep breath and think, if all the things happening around me is real or just imaginary. I look around people starring, if they are real are just made to act. And wonder if others will feel like this ?


4. What others think about me ?
Whatever I do or I say, I tend to think from others point of view. In a way its good that I adjust so much for others, that im very easy going and helping, but too much of anything isnt good rite ? I go very deep in this thought and so get confused while taking decisions. One thing what i have learnt is "ITS DIFFICULT TO CONVINCE EVERYONE". The worst thing is even if i happen to have a glance at any girl passing by... i would go deep into the thought of meeting her, getting close to her n sudenly all the problems that could happen b/n us comes in front of my thought.


5. Talking to myself
Thookathule nadakurethe pathi kelvi patiruken. Naan appadi kedaiyathu.. but sometimes (only sometimes thaane ? ) I talk to myself forgetting the whole world. People might think that im mad... so bad that im sad (he he he!!!)


6. Sadest!!!
Kadavul paathi Mirugam paathi kalantha seitha kalavai maari - On the outside im very humourous guy. I want to make others happy and dont mind being a comedian (At times people make fun of that, and though i get hurt, wont show it out as my motive of making them happy has been achieved). On the inner im a very sadest guy. Soga padam (Tragedy ) na romba pidikum. Especially Moondram pirai, Nayagan... Antha padam paakum pothellam i will get into that character and literally cry - and i dont know why.


Ippo 1st point padichu paarunge... Na sonnathu rightaa ?
Ithellam sonna piragu, dont get afraid. I know how to behave with whom... :)

Wednesday, October 11, 2006

God created Man or Vice versa ?

Before reading further, have a glance at Kanya's Blog on "God - the almighty???"



Did God create Man or Man created God?
Let me start with the ironical statement that "God did create Man... but indeed Man created GOD". Means, no one (atleast whoever exists now) knew who is god, how God looked or what was his objective. All we know is that there is some Almighty Power and this was told to us by our ancestors through each of their Religion. So it was Man who gave a name to that Almighty power as "GOD".

Religion - how would it have been formed ?
I feel that group of people would have joined together to set rules what is life, how to live and so. People who had contradiction for those would have started another group. Apart from that, people from another part of the world would have also had their own principles and rules. (Those days, people from different parts of the world wouldnt have interacted). Guess this is how the religion would have formed. Whichever be the religion Hindu, Muslim or Christian, what they all believed in is the almighty divine power. And to spread their rules or believes people would have started writing it or passing it to the next generation through teachings. Thats how Bible, Kuran and the Geethai would have been written. Probably it would have taken many versions as generations passed. Not really sure as to if all the existing ones are the actual ones too.

Ethics - did they really happen ?
Human beings have both good and bad attitudes or thoughts. Some of the elders who have felt that it is necessary to teach the good and bad to the younger generation, could have used the idea of narrating imaginative stories. Kings could have asked the poets to create such stories. And i feel that is how the epics like Ramayana, Mahabharata would have also come into action. Does any of us have a proof that all these historic epics occured for real ?

Justification of Mahabharata
Kanya's View : "I disagree. I see the entire war in "Mahabharatha" as a cause of unjustifiable pride, ego, greed, sarcasm, disrespect and more unsatisfied humanly desires. Just becoz there was a symbolization of god (Krishna) taking the pandavas side, doesn't mean that pandavas were the "GOOD" and the kauravas were "BAD"!! Was god even neutral here? Not to mention the tricks he played on Karna and Thuriyodana to make them most vulnerable to death!!! No matter what the cause was, is it "dharma" to kill ur own family to win a war??"
My Reply : First of all I see Mahabharata as a story. Before going to the detail of Mahabharata.. a small explanation. Though a Star plays a "Anti-hero" role in a movie, he is the main subject of it and so his character would have been justified. As in, even he does kill people (villain) or does some tricky things.. but the director smartly shows a reason as to why he does that. Probably the villain would have either killed the hero's father or would have destroyed his family for money, wealth n so. Obviously he is done a mistake, killing is not the revenge for it and if so.. next the villain's son would take revenge and it would go endless. Though if it continous for generation, one question here is who started it all ? That way, alteast our hero is justigfied.
Similar to the above, Mahabharata starts of with 2 big teams, Pandavas and the Kauravas. The story itself shows that Pandavas are with good ATTITUDE while the Kauravas are kind of greedy. Everyone is human and everyone is capable of doing mistakes. But one who accepts it or learns from the mistakes is forgiven. This is one of the message that is told through this epic. The main message being "Dharmathin vaithanai soothu kavvum, aanal iruthiyal dharmame vellum". In the last it is Dharmam that wins... If you take the current world, this happens in many families. Fights between relatives, brothers & sisters.. either for the property or money or for some misunderstandings. Can you disagree that ? We do find many relatives with ego, jelous, greedy. Inspite of all these messages in the epics... do you think they try to change ?
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Kanya's View : "Let us examine this part of the whole mahabharath a lil more explicitly. What was the reason behind pandavas accepting a lavish gift like the mayamahal? what gave panjali the right to humiliate a man for a reason as silly as tripping over an illusion!! what gave her that much of pride and sarcasm? what made pandava irresitable to a game of gambling? what made dharmar bid his wife on the game? what made the rest of the pandavas resist questioning dharmar then? why did that respect for elders fail when they faced their previous generation on the battle field??"

My Reply : Again this is a story and the creator as his choice to make it however he wants. He gives an example of such situation where Pandavas are forced to take the gambling (which could have been a custom in those early days). It was the author who had given rights to Panjali for humiliating a man for tripping her dress. I dont understand why you ask that way. Any girl even now for that matter, if someone tries to trip her off in front of a crowd, will get humiliated.. wont you ? Ofcourse even i dint like the way of gambling with your wife, but again thats the author's choice of creating a situation. Rest of the pandavas do get angry ofcourse. There are different versions of mahabharata itself. From one of them which i studied in my school days there is a stanza where Bheema says bring the firewood, lets burn our brother's hand. "Erithalal kondu vaaa, Anan kaithanai erithiduvom". In the Mahabharata serial (which they used to telecast in TV), they show how Arjun feels bad to fight against his guru Dhronacharya in the war. Krishna explains Arjuna, no option other than fighting.. if someone supports a guy, and if the guy is bad, then obviously he is encouraging bad things. is it not ?? Though Karna is also a gem of a man, he supports Duryodhana (who has been depicted bad character) and so even if he was the elder brother of pandavas, Krishna says that he has to be killed.
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Kanya's View : "If everything that pandavas did were humanly mistakes, is a man seeking revenue for the humiliation and all the isolation he went through from his youth make him vulnerable to similar mistakes as well. Why is that pandavars mistakes forgiven and kauravars not!! who gave krishna the right to choose sides? Wasn't he suppose to be neutral!!??"
My Reply : Again like i said earlier, Kauravas are depicted as bad people. They are shown as greedy, egoistic people. Provided they are equally strong and powerful. They do have magical powers that can be challenging more to the Pandavas. For the same reason Krishna helps Pandavas. Nayagan Stlye le sollanum naa... "Naal peru nalla irukanum na enna venum naalu pannalam". Antha mistakes ellathukkum mannippu kedaichidum (na sollale.. mahabharatam solluthu ;))
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Kanya's View : "If killing ur own kith and kin on a ego clash that started with a mayamahal is dharma, then we would have to accept one of us killing one of their distance brother for their grandparent's property as dharma too. Is shooting Vaali from back is ethical then I will have to accept my kid throwing stone at his senior from his back as ethical too. If destroying an entire city of Madurai, unjustice was done to kanaki, then when our youth destroy public property b'coz their professors did not correct their papers properly should be looked upon as seeking justice!!!"
My Reply : One question to you... If your own brother joins a terrorist gang and involves in bombing common people or if he rapes girls what would you do ? If i were you in this situation i would definetly kill him. (if not atleast try to put him in jail by complaining). As per the story Vaali kidnaps his brother Sukreevan's wife. Do you justify what vaali did is right ? (this happens even in real life... ) Provided Vaali has a boon that whoever comes in front of him, he will acquire 50% of that person's power (as per story). In that case what will you do to get rid him off ? I would have definetly done the same thing what Ram did. Professor paper seriya correct pannalane paravale. But nalla padikure payano poonnayo kare vechu fail panna ? (Do you know that there are many professor who takes things egoistically and spoil kids future .. instead of teaching them what mistake they did. I have read in papers such incidents where one of the boy or girl have sucided). Avangula ellam summa ve vidurathu ? Anniyan Padathule vara maari "Anju paise thirudinaa thappa ? -- Periya thappilinge, Anju kodi peru anju paise thirudina thappa ? -- Thappu maarithange theriyuthu, Anju kodi peru anju kodi thadave anju anju paise thirudina thappa ? - Periye thappunge ------------ Athanda inge nadunthukittu iruku "
By all these im not concluding that Mahabharata was a great epic nor im not saying that it is a bad example. Its up to us to take it... either we can see the half empty glass or we can see the half filled glass.
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Is God - the Almighty ??
Kanya's View : "I am not a god-hater.. but when I look behind in my life, there were people who came in my life for a very short period of time, made an impact on me - as if their whole purpose of life is to come into my life at the right moment and help me, and then they vanished leaving a deep hurt!! I sometimes truely belived that god sent these people in my life only b'coz he had to help me at that point of time and he choose to do it through them.
But what gave him the right to take these people away from my life once his purpose was done? Is he making choices for me? what gives him the right to do so? when he created human beings as a bundle of complex emotions ... did he not have a FAQ and technical support document prepared?? Did he not know it was going to hurt me worst when he is going to take away something from me?? or is he going to blame that on Satan and say even I have a satan on my back!!??
That brings us to my starting question... Is god really an almighty.. does he always make the right choices for all of us. It is not just about my or your emotions but as a bigger picture too. Why are there soo much negativity in the world.. no matter how positive we want to think, we still see bad in the world. I can understand certain things like volcano or earth quake... why is there rape, child abuse, killing, hunger and disease? why din't god make good choices for these criminals?"
My Reply : Ok here is were we both are in sync. Good that you are not a god-hater and so am I. Ofcourse I do have the same question as to "Why this whole world was created, why was I born ? People are born, people live and they die.. what is the objective ? where did these all start from and where is it going to end ?" No one has the perfect or satisfactory answer to these questions. When I tried to verify with some of the Swamiji's all the answer I get is "It is not your right to ask questions, you are born to live and you are given a job.. just do that" Makes me feel like a slave of god. If only he comes in front of me, that would be the end of him (he he!!!). All I need is answers to these questions.
World - A Game of Gamble between GOD & Satan
Kanya's View : "That brings us to my starting question... Is god really an almighty.. does he always make the right choices for all of us. It is not just about my or your emotions but as a bigger picture too. Why are there soo much negativity in the world.. no matter how positive we want to think, we still see bad in the world. I can understand certain things like volcano or earth quake... why is there rape, child abuse, killing, hunger and disease? why din't god make good choices for these criminals?
Is it true that all these are called "BAD KARMA"... but every thing freezes at the starting point. Why did god not make a choice to protect adam and eve from eating the filthy apple!!! "
To an extent a satisfactory answer that I have known is :- Initially it was only one power that was existing and it was GOD (As we have named). He did have both good and bad thoughts. GOD then created his better half and gave equal power to him. I guess the better half had more of bad thoughts. He was called by us as SATAN, and he started opposing GOD and wanted to show that he had more power. The basic thing in the Universe is TWO :- Male-Female, Good-Bad, Plus-Minus, Positive-Negative, On-Off, True-False, Yes-No. Probably to show his power God created Adam and Eve and told Satan, "Hey look, what I have created, 2 creatures called Human Being and the beauty is that they can Think!!!". Satan plays a game saying that "I will turn them against you" and tries to get the negative thoughts into them. (Ivange podure sandaile naamba maatikittu mulikirom huh!!!). The rest you know ..... and today You and Me are having a small discussion (is it small ??) about this...

Monday, October 02, 2006

Lage Raho Sanju Babaa

Dedicated to Mahatma Gandhi

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Ok, before going to "Lage Raho Sanju-babaa" I want to write my review about the real movie "Lage Raho MunnaBhai".


One liner for the movie "A Perfect example of telling message in an entertaining way". After coming back from the matinee show, right away sat on the comp to write about it. The reason being :-


1. I just loved the movie a lot.
2. It was coincidence that I happen to see the movie on Gandhi Jayanthi (Who have seen it will know it and if you havent yet, a movie to be watched - dont miss it)
3. I want the blog to be dated on the same date (October 2nd for Gandhi ji's birthday)


Take it from me.. If "MunnaBhai MBBS" was superb then this one is much better than that. First of all this is not a continuation of "MunnaBhai MBBS" (atleast i heard like that and was in that impression). Its altogether a different movie but with mostly the same cast and some of the characters repeated (Munna Bhai, Circuit).


Story

The MunnaBhai and his best friend Circuit are a team of local mumbai goon who take money for beating people or doing any such activity. MunnaBhai is in love with the voice of Jhanvi who is a Radio Jockey (Slightly reminds Preity Zinta in Salam Namasteee). Just to impress her MunnaBhai takes up a call on answering details about Mahatma Gandhi which he manages with the help of some professors (ofcourse by threatning them ...). Later is forced to give a lecture on Gandhi for which he starts reading about him. He reads, reads and reads for 3 continous days that he is able to see Gandhi ji in front of him (visual illusion). After that what he does as per Gandhi's words is the story. {I dont want to say the entire story he he!!!)


Cast

MunnaBhai - Sanjay Dutt, Abey aur kaun karega ye character mamuuuuuuu - Ek tham perfect se fit hotha he na!!!. [His real nick name is Sanju baba.. and thts how i got the nick too. Thanks to Anees for giving that nick to me]

Circuit - Arshad Warsi, he is simply superb, the way he safe guards MunnaBhai, the way he speaks the slang. He definetly adds to the movie's comedy.

Jhanvi - Vidya Balan, What do i say for this girl... I have fallen for her. So cute, beautiful, her nature of helping the oldage people. I wish i was Munna bhai (he he)

Lucky Singh - Boman Irani, ooh is it the same guy who did the role of principal in "MunnaBhai MBBS", couldnt recognise him that easily. He surely needs an applause for his acting.


Crew

Director : Rajkumar Hirani (Hats off to him)
Producer : Vidhu Vinod Chopra
Cinematography : C.K. Muraleedharan
Music Director : Shantanu Moitra
Lyrics : Swanand Kirkire


Apun ka blog mein, welcome hai. Apun ka naam maalum hai na, "Sanju Babaa... bolte hai log". Idher aneka, apun ka blog padneka aur enjoy karneka. jadoo ki jhappi deneka, life mein enjoy karneka. Bole Toh... Solid timepass karneka.


After watching the movie while coming out of the theater... i suddenly shouted a bit loudly towards my friend "Abey Circuit........ Muje Baboo diktha hai re, tuje diktha hai kya" and many laughed at it. Though i made a comedy there, i seriously felt that Gandhi ji hasnt expired, he still lives in many of our hearts. The only way to show our tribute to him, is to follow his messages. "Non-Violence, Truthfullness, Patience, Honesty, Discipline and Punctuality"




Jai Hind

Vande Matram



P.S : Thnx to the movie for fullfilling my long term wish of writing a blog in Hind-ish. Please dont mind my hindi (Apun ka hindi hai na.. bahuth acha hai ;)

Wednesday, September 13, 2006

Golden Days

Inspired by Mystery's blog on "Back to School".

I would simply call it as "Those were the best days of my life". For me, even the college wasnt that fun, but school days were the best. I did recollect a mail which simply took back to those golden days. Here it is ...

Gone are the days........but not the memories


Gone are the days
When the school reopened in June,
And we settled in our new desks and benches.

Gone are the days
When we queued up in book depot,
And got our new books and notes.

Gone are the days
When we wanted two Sundays and no Mondays, yet
Managed to line up daily for the morning prayers.

Gone are the days
When we chased one another in the corridors in Intervals,
And returned to the classrooms drenched in sweat.

Gone are the days
When we had lunch in classrooms, corridors,
Playgrounds, under the trees and even in cycle sheds.

Gone are the days
When a single P.T. period in the week's Time Table, Was awaited more
eagerly than the monsoons.

Gone are the days
Of fights but no conspiracies,
Of Competitions but seldom jealousy.

Gone are the days
When we used to watch Live Cricket telecast,
In the opposite house in Intervals and Lunch breaks.

Gone are the days
When few rushed at 5:30 to
"Conquer" window seats in our School bus.

Gone are the days
Of Sports Day, and the annual School Day,
And the one-month long preparations for them.

Gone are the days
Of the stressful Quarterly, Half Yearly and Annual Exams,
And the most enjoyed holidays after them.

Gone are the days
We learnt, we enjoyed, we played, we won, we lost, We laughed, we cried,
we fought, we thought.

Gone are the days
With so much fun in them, so many friends,
So much experience, all this and more.

Gone are the days
But not the memories, which will be
Lingering in our hearts for ever and ever and
Ever and ever and Ever.

I hope this took you back to your Golden Olden days..........

For a while..........as I DID!!

Didn't U ????

Sunday, September 03, 2006

Good-Bad-Worse

WHEN THE BAD IS WORSE, THE GOOD IS BETTER - NAYAJ'NAS

Above phrase was taken from some book. When i told about this to my collegues, they all laughed at me. But this has got a deeper meaning. Ok let me explain.

Remember the school day story of Birbal. Where Akbar draws a big line and posts a challenge to make that line small without touching it. No one is able to find a solution except Birbal. He smartly drew another line very big, next to the original one. By looking at it, the original line was looking smaller.

Now read the title once again and guess it should make some sense. Another way of conveying the meaning is "Life is all about comparison".

Few weeks back one night the power went off and my god couldnt sleep after that. Without fan and with the mosquitoes singing their beautiful songs in the ears... The worst is the mosquitos will not leave you untill you listen to them and they start biting you. If you all think why the hell am i diverting from the topic.. im not. Think about the olden days where there was no power, no fan (But mosquitos were there). Did it mean that they dint sleep ? They did. But we think it is an amazing thing coz we are comparing it with the current situation.

We can quote many such examples. On a hot summer, get inside a theatre and the whole place will be totally dark. Its because of the change in light. Our eyes are used to the hot sunlight and all of a sudden if we enter a closed place without light, it would be abruptly blank. After using a hero honda splendor, if you ride a TVS-50 vehicle it will be like small one. And similarly after riding a Pulsar bike, if you ride a splendor, even that would be small.

In the above examples, what im trying to say is "We dont understand the value of something or someone untill we miss it/him/her". Do we praise the Fan everyday for its giving the air... no. Not untill we have a power cut we know its value. We dont know the value of Splendor unless we take a ride on TVS-50. There is a phrase in tamil... "Nizhalin arumai veyilil thaan theriyum".

Lesson from this - When you are in a bad situation, think of worser situations and this would be much better.

In a tricky way, when you are showing something to someone, show the bad one first and then show them the good one. Definetly the good one will have more value.

Funny tip for lovers using the same topic. Say, your parents are against love marriage (esp intercaste) and you love a girl of different caste. Go tell your parents you love a muslim girl (diff religion..). They will be shocked. Be stubborn and keep telling that you will marry only this girl, if not no marriage. At one point they would say atleast you could have loved a girl in the same religion. Then open the truth that this gal is same religion, ha ha!!!

P.S : If anyone wondered who is Nayajnas, its none other than myself. My name is spelled in reverse :). The phrase wasnt copied from any book, it is my own composition.

Sunday, August 27, 2006

Serial Killer

Serial - a definition

Peru podurathukku oru 5 mins. Start with the RECAP ( oru 2-3 mins). Then rendu peru dialogue pesuvaanga. Avanga pesurathu ennavo koncham dialogues thaan. But you should see the camera focus, angle and the background score... my god hollywoode thothudum. After than advertisement - atho oru 5 mins pogum. Again vitta edathule arambipange. konja nerathukellam again advertisement. Mudikum pothu eppome oru suspense (creating the eagerness in people to watch the next episode...)



Returning back frm off, the moment I enter house , parents would be watching this so called serial. While having dinner im forced to see it. Naduvule ethavathu channel change panna.. engamma tension agiduraange. Appa, padame paakuruthile.. but serial addict ayitaar. He gets involved totally and starts shouting at some guys in the serial. The worst part is, these serials are so bad now a days. All of them showing bad relationships and on top of it justifying them. 1 husband - 2 wives, 1 wife running away with another guy, fight, revenge, murder... all crap.



Manaivi - Starring Kausalya in double action. Both are twin sisters (Udan pirantha Sagothirigal). 1 kausalya likes a guy and marriage is fixed. But she comes to know that if she gets married then her dad will have some danger (As per horoscope - gandamaam). She runs away. Intha edathule, the other kausalya gets married to that guy. First kausalya ve pavama kaatirupaange... but later she will change. She will still like the guy, will act as her sister and she would have relations with him. Worst thing she would even become pregnant (Enna kodumai saravanan)... Apparum akka thangachi kulla nadakure fight a normal kaati iruntha paravale... First kausalya ve oru soooooooper villain akiduvange... Kidnap, black mail... ayyyyyyyo saami.



Kanavarukaga nnu oru serial. 2 best friends (girls), 1 girl is married and the friend likes her husband... and she starts moving with him. This guy who was not interested in marriage at all.. also goes along with his wife's friend. They get into relations, this girl wants to get married, does all cunning activities, that girl becomes mad, when she becomes alright she realises that she cannot become pregnant so she herself makes her husband marry her friend (Friend appa than thirunthi appa-amma vode london polamnu irupaa). Apparamthan theriyuthu medical report was wrong and she becomes pregnant. Now her friend is feeling jealousy. saatha cunning activity pannituruntha nammba friende semma criminal aakurange.. ava payitham agura... namba herione sister vera naduvule payithiyam agura (some rogues rape her itseems... her husband himself forgives but she always thinks abt it)... Mothathulle namba ellarayum payitham akurange.. Enna kodume na, athu makkalukku theriya matenguthu.



Ithu maari neriya serial... sollikite pogalam.



Beauty of serials :-

1. Even if we miss any episode, we can easily track the story of it
2. Apart from that there will be re-telecast of same serial at another time (AThayum nammba makkal vidame pakurange... its like homework for them)
3. The story/script is very flexible. They can change any character (including physical character) at any time and they can stop it any time.



All these things happen in Movies also but the issue is, movies are very short and so they dont stay throughout. But these serials are draaaaaaaaaaaaging. They keep putting the same thing again and again. Our people dont have any other work to do and so they keep seeing this. These people smart in a way that they arouse the interest in the viewers by keeping a suspense at each episode. And finally our makkal are addicted.



Ithellam olikanamunnu... oru SERIAL KILLER thaan varanum.

Saturday, August 26, 2006

Miss World missssssssss me!!!!!


Abishek Bachan, Vivek Oberoi, Salman Khan .... Evangallukku ellam oru ottrumai (Athan Similarities.. pa!!!) all were boy friends of Ash. But there is one secret which no one knows. Even before them, Miss world had a boy friend. Athu yaarunnu en vayalaye sollanuma enna, Picture paatha therile.

Asin ne airdeccan le meet panna porennu appave enaku theriyum. Athan Ash kitta na ok sollale. Avalvom paavum, evalvo naal than wait pannuvaa. Athan paatha, takkunnu salman, vivek nu shift ayitaa.

Onnu gavunichingala... Asin'um A, Ash'um A.. what a similarity. Namakku amaire girl friends name ellam "A" le start aguthu.

Im keeping this blog very short. Its mainly the picture. Ithukku mela kathai adichaa, Anti-Fan club start agidum So let me stop with this (stop with Ash only, not sure who is next. he he!!!)

P.S : Ash, please excuse me for this blog. Naan Cine Field kku varum bothu ne continue pannirupiyannu therile, so a cheap thrill. Thanks for acting in this role.

Sunday, August 20, 2006

Tagged by Princess of Gold

I'm thinking about: the next blog (Miss world miss me!!!)

I said: i will defintely make it one day to Princess of Gold on chat .

I wish: to make everyone happy and im trying my best.

I hear: the noise of fan rotating and the noise of a motor inside the CPU.

I wonder: the creation of universe, creation of human being, creation of nature.

I regret: that i am not able to think of something to finish this line

I am: what iam. Dreamer... for more read my profile. hehehe

I dance: a lot in front of mirror with the songs on in my comp (have taken a video too ;)

I sing: songs while riding the bike too.

I cry: when i see a tragedy scene in a movie (Esp., Nayagan, Moondram Pirai...)

I'm not always: happy or not always sad. Happy paathi, Sad paathi, kalanthu seitha feelings.

I make with my hands: drawing and painting. I used to give greetings done by self to friends.

I write: when i feel like writing. (Writing is so difficult, huh!?)

I confuse: things when things are confused.

I need: a girl (Enakoru girl friend vendumada!!!)

And finally:before i finish, let me thank PrincessOfGold for tagging me on this...

Saturday, August 12, 2006

Airdeccan le Asin

Recently I travelled to Delhi for one of my friend's wedding. When returning back to chennai i came by Air Deccan. Airportle security clearance la paatha oru algane ponnu (Engayo paathe face). Ennaiye paarthukitu iruntha. Flight le partha, enakku pakkathu seat. Hiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii appadinna. Naanum hi nnu sonen. Avala vanthu enkitte pesina. Appo than ava "Asin" nu enake theriyum. Pesa arambichaa, pesa arambichaa, chennai airport vara varaikum non-stop'a pesikitte irunthaaa. Apparum "I Love You" nu sollitaaa. Na mudiyave mudiyathu nnu solliten. [Amma vera adutha masathulurnthu ponnu paaka poren sollirukanga, intha nerathule ippadi ore gunde thooki pottuta]. Aal mela aal anupina, phone mele phone panna. Na kanddukkve matten. Kalyanam panna Sanjay'e thaan pannuven nu otthai kaale ninaan. Ore picture message (Check out the picture she sent to me) vera anupchaa.. Kadasile pona poguthunnu othukkitten.

Enna pathi oru intro vendama ?

En Per Sanjay............ Mulu peyair Sanjay Ramasamy (appa pls, kathaikaga pera maathi vechuruken. Naan always Sanjayan.N thaan. Hush!!! Appa numerologist). Ennodu poluthu pokku, thozhil rendume KATHAI ADIKARUTHUTHAN. Appovode latchiyam padathule ella heroines koodaiyum nadichi No.1 varanumgarthuthan (na nadikanum nu, avar ille he he). Ennode latchiyamum athaan. Pidiche edam MADRAS, Amma porantha edam. Ithu than Neo-Dreamz website - Ennode Blog. Ethaiyume perusa aasai pattu perusa ulaikanum nu appa solvaar. Tamil nattu le mattum anju kodi blog eluthanum karthu ennode latchiyam. Acharyama iruka, Ennale mudiyum. Thannambikkaikum, thalaiganathukkum nool alavulathan vithyasam. Ennale mudiyum nu solrathu thannambikkai. Ennal "mattum" (note the keyword) thaan mudiyum nu solrathu thalaiganam. One more thing. Kashta pattu ulaicha jaike mudiyathu, ishta pattu ulaicha thaan jaike mudiyum. Seiyre Velaiye Virumbi pannuvom. Thank You.


Dei dei dei.. niruthuriya un kathaiye... appadinnu neenga solrathu en kaathuku kekuthu. Enna panrathu....Enakku Asin ne nalla theriyum, aana avalukku than enna theriyathu (sooo sad!!!). Airdeccan le delhi to chennai vathathu ennavo unmai thaan. Koncham neram kalichu paathaa, en koode vantha ellarum apeetaitange (slept off). Enaku thookam vanthirunthaa enno de dream land ku poirupen. Athan varalaiye nnu kaane moodi "Imagination World" kku ponen. Appo thattiye kathaithan Airdeccan-Asin (A-A rhyming eppadi ???)


Coming Soon : Miss World miss me !!!

Can I repeat the Challenge ?

In 2 months, 5 kgs to be increased is the challenge that i have signed with my collegue in office. The bet is 500 bucks. Its not about money but its about the challenge. Nambo, Thalaivar songe follow panravaru... "Pothuvaga en manasu thangam, oru pottinnu vathuvitta Singam". Ithellam oru bettu, ithuku intha peela vudrennu ninaika vendam. Eating is one thing which is very difficult for me. Im very selective in food. I dont eat egg (Eggo-phobia - Fear of eggs, ethai pathi oru blog viraivil eluthugiren), cheese, pizza, burger -- oovaak. But when it comes to challenge, If i get serious, i would definetly do it (but not by eating the above). Athukku oru chinna flash back ....... soiiiiiiiiiiiing


We guys went for a educational camp in 11std organised by RYLA. It was a 2 days stay near the theosophical society (Athu engayooo iruku nnu appo ninachen, ippo paatha ade, namba Adayaruu). It was a great trip, we guys had some classes on social awareness, some entertainment like treasure hunt, trekking etc. When day one ended, we had a bouffet dinner with the menu being veg pulav and some side dishes (i dont remeber all the menu). Everyone was almost done with their dinner and I finished 2 plates of veg pulav which itself was too much for me. There is one master blaster (when it comes for eating) in our class, his name was Venkatesh Athreya (Machi, be happy that you have come in my blog he he!!!). He ate almost 4 plates of veg pulav. And then our maths teacher Mr. Kalyanaraman (appothikku kalayanam agale) raised a challenge to Athreya. The bet was to eat 4 plates of veg pulav (dinner already over, athakkupuram than anthe bette vechhair - evvalo smart paatheengala?) and the price 50 bucks (50 bucks na summava...). Our master blaster kku ore kushi... started hogging hogging and hogging. Oru plate over, rendavathu plate edathaar. Again hogging, but a bit slow. Sir was making fun of them and said you can give up if you cannot. Unfortunately our blaster wasnt in full form and he gave up (sorry da athreya, to tell about this truth. But hero varathakku munnadi oru effectukku supporting character sollithane aganum).



Then hero entry (oiiiiii oiiiiiiii - whistle satham. Yarum adikale, namba manasu kulle than ;). Suthi iruntha ganglerunthu, namba enter aagi, "Sir, bet athreyakku mattum thanaa ? illa yaaru venum naalum participate pannalama ?" nnu ketan. He said it is open to all. Then i started the eating. Guys all were saying "Macha, athreya ve vittutaan, venam da". But nambba policy thaan potti nu vanthuta singam ache, vidovomaa. oru plate gaali. Girls ellam vera suthi irunthangalaa... ayyavukku ore scenu than, adichu navuthikkite irunthen. Rendu plate gaali. Sir viduvaara... he started pulling my legs. He was telling that he wont be responsible if something happens to me. Provided he was asking guys to keep some bucket of water near the toilet. All bursted in laughter. But the near n dear ones were supporting me. Moonavathu platum gaali. By that time the crowd started reducing as there was a Camp Fire after the dinner. Nambalaa mudiyave illa, aana vidale, gappu gappu nu eduthu saaptukite iruken, vathukite iruku. Dum pudichi eppadiyo fourth plataiyum mudichiten. Ore cheers and claps than.



Ippo back to the current. Ennode heightukku or 68-70kgs weight irukanum. I was 50 kgs 3 years back. Rendu moonu vaati Dubai poitu vanthathule, 54, 56 kgs ayiten. But athuku mela evalvo try pannalum mudiyale. Last 1 yearaa 58-59 la fluctuate ayituruken. The problem is even if i eat little, i get filled and so i dont force myself. And moreover im very much choosy, if the taste is not good i cant take it. Naanum Gym poi weight increase pannalamnu try panen. But without increasing the food quantity no improvement. With all these can i increase 5 kgs [from 59 to 64] in 2 months time. Antha bet ore dinnerle result therinjudichi, but this one got to wait untill Sep 30th.




As per analysis there are two main steps to increase weight
1. Increase the diet.
2. Exercise.



I have started forcing myself to eat more (than my normal) and have also joined the Gym (marubadiyumaa ?). Lets wait and see if i can win

Wednesday, August 09, 2006

Money Train

I recently happen to watch this movie "Money Train" in Sony Pix and this took me 9 years back.

We guys were stuyding 12th std (Kola perumal chetty vaishnav senior secondary school). Our school had this cultural activity called "Kalasarovar". As we guys were the senior, we all went to other schools to invite them for the participation. The whole class was divided into groups and each group went to specific areas and covered the schools in that area (Ithulle girls school ku porathukku ore potti). None of us wanted to get back to school after the inviting the schools. So all planned for a movie. I was bit scared as it was like cutting the class (Namma than romba olungu pullaiyache!!!).


As per plan all guys (2,3 in each group) assembled at the Grand Theatre in Annanagar. [Grand theatre iruntha varikum, saw lot of english movies... so sad that it has been demolished and what we see there now is a Lancer showroom :( ]. We were all in school uniforms, got the tickets for "Money Train" and got into the theatre. I was still worried of bunking the classes and so was seeing here n there if some known person would watch me. But anyways as everyone was on duty (thats how we call when we go to other culturals or sports events)... there wouldnt have been any class. Though i couldnt really enjoy the movie throughout, coz of the fear... it was a good one.


About the Movie:
The movie casts include Wesley Snipes, Woody Harrelson and Jennifer Lopez (appo yaarune theriyathu). Both Wesley snipes and Woody harrelson are foster brothers (appadinna ennanu kekuringalaaa?... Namaa Agni natchathiram Karthik-Prabhu maari). Both are cops, unlike our karthik-prabhu, these two are good mates. Wesley takes a lot of care of his brother, while woody is bit playful boy. He looses money in gambling and wesley ends up paying to save him. In between there is this so called Money Train which carries huge money. Lot of tight securities are specially arranged for it. During some of the encounters by our foster brothers, the Money train is delayed and they are been warned. To add a flavour, heroine (vera yaaru, nammbe lopez than) is introduced as another cop and she joins these brothers. Both of them like her, but lopez likes wesley. After one more encountere woody is been dismissed, and wesley too looses his job on trying to save his brother. Wounded Woody plans to hijack the money train. Our hero wants to save his brother. Whether woody hijacks the train, does he get caught or is he saved by wesley is the remaining story. ( Ellam nammba ooru katha maarithan, but with good screenplay, effects and visualizations)

Worth a watch!!!







Wednesday, August 02, 2006

Singles don't fret this valentines Day!!!

If you wonder what this title all about.... its we guys on the paper (Deccan Chronicle) for the valentines Day.

After senthil's marriage was decided, naangellam avane bachelor's party kuduka sonnom. Due to shortage of time, dint plan it well. But just gathered at Mocha (Nungambakkam), a coffee pub. There one guy just asked us for a snap. We thought it was for the "Party Whirl" column. Kadasila paatha, Valentine's day kku enga photo pottu... jodi illanalum parava ille, friends iruntha pothum nnu soopera message pottutaan.

Ithule enna comedy na, party kudutha maapillai photo la varale. He just started as he was going to his native to invite his relatives. Saran'um photo le miss ayitaan (late vanthaan le.. athan punishment). But the beauty is, both of them were not eligible bachelors (Saran married, and senthil already engaged) and so the rest of us exactly suited for the topic.

From left :
Anees (who just got married, very soon the blog will be updated..)
Selvam (The next on the hot list to get married)
Karthikeyan (Ayya koncham wait pannanum, mothele avar annanuku kalyanam mudiyanum)
Sanjayan (Naanthan, vera yaaru... dont ask me when. Hush!!!!)
Rajsekar (Climax guy, but doesnt want to do it in climax, lets see if he gets married b4 selvam or after)
Karthik (After sister's marriage, so probably a yr or 2)
Check out the picture and the message in the paper.
The end

Friday, July 14, 2006

Men in White

- A DEDICATION TO SENTHIL-SUJI.

During T's wedding, we guys all wanted to surprise him by coming in white shirt and dhoti. And we did execute it. What you look in the picture is we friends.... (from the start) Karthikeyan, Selvam, me :), Anees, Karthik, Saran and the last is Raj (Climax guy as usual ). Ellarum Ujalavukku maaritom he he...

So wondering where is the Kalyana maapillai and what is his name. Before you see the picture just read out how his nick was T. His full name T.Senthilkumar. Senthil, Karthik, Anees, Raj and I are school friends. Saran and Selvam are my college mates. At school, there were 3 senthil, A.C. Senthil, M.Senthil and T. Senthil. We always used to call them with their initials. Mr. T has one more nick name too. (Vella panni... ) Suji, forgive me for mentioning it.


Here is the details of his marriage. The reception was on 18th Feb 2006 and the marriage was on 19th Feb 2006. Mr. T is working in CTS as a Business Analyst (Thappi thaviri enna vela nu kekathinge...). Senthil who was always against marriage was finally broken by Suji. Suji is a far off relative to senthil and his family had approached him for the alliance. Senthil first didnt accept it, then after so many pressures from family n friends, he asked for 6 months to decide. So meanwhile suji used to meet him sometimes. Guess she had changed him a bit... (Enna senthil, na solrathu ritaaa ?) . Finally our guy had to loose his bachelor degree.



Bachelors party nu onnu irukule... Vittomaa senthile. It was not like a normal bachelors party where guys booze. We guys all met up at Mocha (coffee pub), near nungambakkam. One news reporter introduced himself from Deccan chronicle and asked us for a snap. Naangallem "eee" nu illichu photokku pose kuduthutom. We thought it would be on the Party whirl section... aanna athu vera section la vanthuduche!!!. Dont get panic, check out the valentines blog regarding that.

Thursday, July 13, 2006

Welcome to the Hotel Kerala-Fonia!!!

I really enjoyed singing this song along with the actual song.
Thanks to Pavi for this song (Ava blog la runthu suttathu!!!)

Hotel Kerala-Fonia By the Mallu Eagles
- A tribute to the ORIGINAL EAGLES !
Sing to the tune of the original

On the road to Trivandrum
Coconut oil in my hair
Warm smell of avial
Rising up through the air
Up ahead in the distance
I saw a bright pink tube-light
My tummy rumbled, I felt weak and thin
I had to stop for a bite
There he stood in the doorway
Flicked his mundu in style
And I was thinking to myself
I don't like the look of his sinister smile
Then he lit up a petromax
Muttering "No power today"
More Mallus down the corridor
I thought I heard them say

Welcome to the Hotel Kerala-fonia
Such a lousy place,
Such a lousy place (background)
Such a sad disgrace,
Plenty of bugs at the Hotel Kerala-fonia
Any time of year
Any time of year (background)
It's infested here
It's infested here

His finger's stuck up his nostril
He's got a big, thick mustache
He makes an ugly, ugly noise
But that's just his laugh
Buxom girls clad in pavada
Eating banana chips
Some roll their eyes, and
Some roll their hips
I said to the manager
My room's full of mice
He said,
Don't worry, saar, I sending you
meen karri, brandy and ice
And still those voices were crying from far away
Wake you up in the middle of the night
Just to hear them pray

Save us from the Hotel Kerala-fonia
Such a lousy place,
Such a lousy place (background)
Such a sad disgrace
Trying to live at the Hotel Kerala-fonia
It is no surprise
It is no surprise (background)
That it swarms with flies

The blind man was pouring
Stale sambar on rice
And he saidWe are all just actors here
In Silk Smitha-disguise
And in the dining chamber
We gathered for the feast
We stab it with our steely knives
But we just can't cut that beef
Last thing I remember
I was writhing on the floor
That cockroach in my appam-stew was the culprit,
I am sureRelax, said the watchman
This enema will make you well
And his friends laughed as they held me down

God's Own Country? Oh, Hell!

Tuesday, July 11, 2006

Why won't guys like Kalpana (Asin) ?

Before going down further read the blog on Why girls like Sanjay Ramasamy in Kavitha's Mystery ...

A very lively character, who keeps yapping always ... The way she keeps repeating the imaginative story, "Avane na mothella bombay airport la paarthen. Enna paatha odene Hiiiii sonnan, naanum hi appadinnu sonnen...". The tone and the slang in which she talks (Malayalam kalantha Tamizh) .. not sure if it was her own voice but suits her a lot. The way she boasts after people guess that she was sanjay ramasamy's lover. Her helping nature, her smile, her aim to get 4 ambassadors, her boldness in helping the kids from the gangster ... innum sollikitte polam. No wonder Sanjay (naanum than) fell in love with her.

There was no seperate track for comedy. It was her role in the movie that made us laugh and enjoy. I saw the original eng version of Ghajini, "Memento". My god, what a screenplay. Have not seen any movie like that. Very very complicated and difficult to understand it by seeing it once. May be due to the same reason that movie wasn't reached much. Murugadoss has taken only the "Short-Term Memory loss" and the Revenge concept from that. The 2nd half was literally a pakka tamil masal movie.

And about Sanjay Ramasamy - Absolutely fantastic (mainly because nammba peru vaichurukaan le). Every guy would like to be a Sanjay Ramasamy... just to get a Kalpana... he he and im not an exception.

After seeing the movie the thing that has occupied the mind is "Kalpana - Kalpanavai nambinor kaividapadar..." Hats off to murugadoss for giving such a character to Asin. It was after this moive that I started liking our "Vadumaanga Asin"



The End

Sagalakala Developer!!!

Just a thought how a software singer would reply in an interview...
Interview with a hindi software singer
Can you tell your name pls ?
Mera naam hai chinchinchu baba chinchinchu baba chinchinchu
Rath chand me, mei aur tu
Hello Mr, how do you do?


Explain your skills
(Recollect song from the hindi movie Badshah, starring Sharukh khan)
Developer hoon mei…
Consultant be hoon …
Sabke dil ho mei, Shamil be hoon …
Coding ko churana
Sabko sathana
Bus yehi hai mera kusoor

Java se hum kabi dartha nehi
Oracle se hum kabi padtha nehi
Badsha hai Badsha
Badsha ho Badsha
Badsha hai Badsha
Badsha.

Interview with a tamil software singer
Can you tell your name pls ?
(Song from the movie Billa...)
My name is billa, Program fulla
Naanum parkatha code illai
Seiyatha Bug illai, ayya
Nalla program naanum seiven
Entha projectum vidamaten
Progress naan tharamaten, ayya !!!

Explain your skills
(Song from the movie Sagalakala Vallavan)
Java program eluthuven. Lala lala
Oracle um theriyume lala lala
Dot nettil sooran naaan, lala lala
QAD il king thaan, lala lala

Enai yarum jaikalagathu
Enake athu theriyathu
En Paatuku code eluthuven
Naan than Sagalakala Developer!!!

Wednesday, July 05, 2006

Kaipillai - if he was a programmer

This is just a remake of comedy scence from the movie Winner.
(Vadivelu) Kai Pillai is a Project Lead and Kattadurai is the Test Lead

Programer1 : Anne! Kattadurai namba program la bug kandupidichitaan.
KaiPillai : Kattadurai’ku kattam seri illai, Edu vandiye, namba yaarunnu kaatuvom
Group of Programers : Kai pillai computerado kelambitaan.. Ethane prog debug panna poraanno terila

KP goes to Kattadurai’s place.
One of KP’s prog goes and draws a line in between

Kaata : Enathu ithu ?
KP : Antha kotta thandi neeyum varakoodathu, naanum varamaten.
Pechu Pechaa than irukanum
En Prog la bug kandu pidichathu yaaru ?
Katta : Ah Enna enna, kathu kekale, kitta vanthu sollu
KP : Na kote thanda maten, En Programera anupchi vaikuren, avan kepan
Prog : Program la bug kandu pidichathu yaaruda ?
KP : Deiii Kattadurai, Ne oru seriyana Testera iruntha, En aale adichu paaru

Kattadurai gives one slap. Prog swirls around.
KP : Na othukurren, ne oru seriyana Testernu othukurren. Next Meet panren

KP turns back but everyone seems to have run away!!!
Kattadurai testers try to surround him

KP : Ippo Poren, aaana thirumba….
Katta : Thirumba ?
KP : Thirumba vara matennu solla vanthen.

Now all testers circle him.
KP : Ungaley ellam patha ennaku paavama iruku
KP : Ethuvarikkum en programle yarum bug kandu pidichathey illa
Katta : Pona projecla thane kandu pidichen
KP : Athu ponaa Project, Na solrathu intha project

Katta : Athey kudra
KP : Ennathu ?
Katta : Varum paar…
Takes a wood and hits him on the leg.
KP : ayyo ammaaaaaa!!!!

Other Prog : Debug panna Kaipillaike ivalvo adinna, Bug kandu pidichavanuku epadi patrukum.

KP : Ippadi solli solliye… programmer aakitaangale!!!

THE END

After all I'm not Nostradamus


My main guess was that Germany would win this football Worldcup 2006 (Read my previous blog on football predictions). This has been proved false after Germany lost with Italy on the semifinals yesterday. After all Im not Nostradamus, when his predictions of Spain itself failed why can't mine go wrong. Mine was a blind guess, simply because of home support. I had 1998 world cup in mind when France beat Brazil.


Almost all the top 5 nations have lost and they are not through to Semi's itself. Lots of expectations was on Brazil and they have once again dissappointed their fans. The worst was that they lost with France, when people expected them to take a revenge of 1998 worldcup. Czech who was in the 2nd rank was defeated by Ghana, which was yet another shock. Ghana making it to the world cup finals for the first time, really put up a great show.

Guess the pace of worldcup itself has lost after having the top 5 nations loosing. Now its very close and looks like either Potugal or Italy would take the cup. Who knows it might be once again France too.

Have waited so much, just few more days and will know the winners. Lets see!!!

Saturday, July 01, 2006

Play on Soft.Technology

We had a get together in office for the new year 2006. I prepared a small play along with some of the collegues and we performed it during the function. This was actually a remake of the skeleton we did in "Adzap" during my school days.



Introduction: (Good-Bad-Ugly music in BG) All of them except the speaker line up, walk towards the stage and face the back. Then they slowly turn one by one from the last.


“We… The employees of Thirdware Solutions, Present before you “
WHAT?
(Each one starring at another)
A small humorous skit on technology ………

Scene 1 Technology in historic story - Romeo & Juliet
Scene 2 How technology won fights – Jean Claude Vandamme & Vendoom
Scene 3 Another imaginary story – Astreix – Cleopatra

Romeo & Juliet
Scene 1

Long long ago, so long ago, no body knows how long ago……..Juliet goes to Romeo, trying to attract him. Romeo, software engineer is busy programming
- Juliet sings to Romeo “You are so beautiful… this is true love”.
- But Romeo is frustrated and says Dont disturb me, im busy now”.
- Juliet is Dejected. “Jub dil hi toot gaya, hum jike kya karenge?” Juliet goes to “Shaking Sphere” and cries “Why thou given me such a dejected character?” Shaking sphere to Juliet
-“Don’t worry my gal, I will give you three options :- choose between them”
Option 1 - Make you also as a programmer
Option 2 - Send Romeo onsite for a long term, so that you will forget him
Option 3 - Create as many BUGS as possible in Romeo’s program so that he is chucked out.
-Juliet says I will choose 3rd option. Shakesphere closes his eyes, tells some mantra and throws on Romeo. Oh! What happened, Romeo’s program crashed. He types hard, bangs – Dang Dang Dang, throws the system. Now Romeo turns to Juliet attracted to her says: Meri jaaan… meri java, “Jub maine juliet deko, mera dil dewana ole, ole ole, ole “
Moral : Behind every successful bug there will be a woman ;) !!!


Vandame & Vendoom
Scene 2
Jean Claude Vandame & Jean Claude Vendoom are twin brothers, but rivals from childhood. They both are having fight among themselves against who will sign for the Stunt Director role in Shankar’s Sivaji movie.
Round 1 begins. Dishyum dishyum…. Vandame hits vendoom
Round 2 begins Dishyum dishyum…. Vendoom hits vandame
After several rounds both are equal. Referee doesn’t know what to do…
Calls up Director Shankar and he asks him to keep a written test on software to select the smart one. Referee gives test paper to both. Vandame seems confident, but Vendoom is starring here n there. (James Bond music) Some one comes there… who is it, is it James Bond ? No it is Bill Gates. Bill gates gives a Bit to Vendoom. Referee sees the time, n says time is up, takes the paper and validates. He is going to announce the winner “And the winner is :” Vendoom.
Chinchu from china comes to interview both of them.
She asks Vandame
Define Program – it’s a Television Show
Define Windows – Every house has it
Keyboard – It’s the Piano
She then goes to Vendoom
Define Hard Drive – It’s the physical disk in Computer
Define Web – Internet
Define Virus – Vital Information Resource Under Siege
Chinchu says – That’s absolutely fantastic and asks him “What is the secret of your energy?”
Vendoom answers “Software is the secret of my energy”… Chinchu joins “Our energy”
Moral : Software na… bit illa byte' adikalam


Astrix & Cleopatra
Scene 3
Julius Caesar the King of Rome goes to Cleopatra to show her the software created by him.
Cleopatra!!! Look what I have for you… Wonderful Software..
Someone enters in the back… Its Brutus, he hits Caesar on the back.
Caesar – aaaaaaahh!!! – “You too Brutus?”
Brutus replies – “No, im only one Brutus.. he he!!” and he kidnaps Cleopatra and the software.
Asterix comes by that way, sees Caesar wounded.. “If I bring back Cleopatra, will you give the software to me?”
Caesar replier – “Yes, yes surely.. go fast anything for Cleopatra”
Asterix uses his magic portion to crosses hills, swims ocean to reach the place
Hey Brutus, give back Cleopatra. Brutus has a problem with the software and he makes a deal with asterix.
Brutus to asterix: “You Debug the software and I will give Cleopatra”
Asterix knows the error as he was the one who created that bug. Solves that & takes back Cleopatra to Caesar
Caesar is happy seeing Cleopatra. But Cleopatra “Chi!, I will go with only Asterix – he is a smart programmer” jumps into Asterix hands
Moral : Create atleast 1 known bug before delivering software to client. Who knows, you might be lucky to get Someone!!!

Wednesday, June 28, 2006

Football World Cup 2006 - My Predictions !!!

Being an Indian, Im basically a cricket lover. Schoole evening games aduvaange... eppovo vathu nammaku chance kedaikum. Aaana i cannot forget that one incident when i got a last chance and i wasted 2 balls. All were shouting at me. I lost my temper, then all of a sudden engirunthuthaan veri vanthathu therile i walked to half the pitch and picked the ball full toss, blew the bat with full force... ball pochu pochu... enga school moonavathu maadiyiyum thaandi poyiduchu. Apparum enna, evalo theidyum ball kedaikale, match abandon than...


Another incidenttum iruku.. when we were having inter-house match in the school, everyone was practising that. Gap'le, namakku bowling aasaiyum vanthudichu. Curtly Ambrose maari bowling pode porennu sollitu 100 metres thalli poitten. I started running like a 100 m dash. Everyone's eye was on me. Odi vanthu oru periya jumppu...Egrumpothu my both legs got stuck. Then guess what would have happened. Flat on the floor, everyone bursted to laughter...


Enne pathi perumayya pesikurennu nenaikavenam... One good thing is im a very good fielder. Manusle Jhonty Rhodes nu nenapu. There is no trial and real game for me. I jump, stretch and strain the best i can, in every match. Ball'e pidikureno illiyo, semma dive adipen. Kai, kaale adi padame vanthathe kedaiyathu (Entha game adinaalum adi padumna paathukongulen... including chess. Athan tensionle pakuthule irukuru sevathule muttipenle).


Enna da even, Football Fever nu sollitu, cricket pathiyum, sontha samacharathayum sollikitturukaane nu neenga nenaikurthu ennaku puriyuthu. Koncham kathai adichathane blog perusaa irukum ;). Well, im coming to the topic now. We did have football in school days, but that was at younger stage around 4th-6th std. All i knew about foot ball then was, the whole bunch of people run around the ball to put it in the goal.


This is the first time im watching Football World Cup. Very interesting, thrilling game. Probably dint get a chance to play much and moreover in India its not that famous. So finally Im also affected by the so called World Cup football fever. Medicine ?? Nothing can cure it, it will stay untill the last match on 9th of july. Now that the game has come to quaterfinals, im also eager to watch the results. Even before the world cup started, i dint have any info abt the teams, talent, ratings except that it is going to take place in Germany. Somehow i felt that Germany would lift the cup this time (Just a blind guess guys... its not a prophecy)


I have read Nostradamus prophecies which has been correlated with the history of Hitler, Napolean, World Cup etc. As per one of his prophecies, it was said that Spain would win this world cup. Nostradamus wrote that the Spanish king and his army will cross over the Pyrenees at the end of the sixth month of the sixth year. The king will win the battle with Beelzebub on the fields of Central Europe, and the army will return the Holy Grail to Spain. The journalists interpreted the prediction in the following way. “The Spanish king and his army” is the national Spanish football team and its coach Luis Aragones. “The fields of Central Europe” are the football stadiums in Germany, and “the Holy Grail” is the World Cup, of course. But this has proved false after spain loosing with France in yesterday's Game.



Now lets see if my predictions come true ;)


Germany Vs Argentina == Germany

Brazil Vs France == Brazil (Revenge of 1998 world cup)

England Vs Portugal == England

Italy Vs Ukraine == Italy



Germany Vs Italy == Germany

Brazil Vs England == Brazil



Germany Vs Brazil == Germany



Im too eager to see the results...

Tuesday, June 20, 2006

20.06.2006 - Oh what a Date!!!

Hey guys, did you notice today's date ? 20.06.2006, Another unique date that will never come in the history again. The thing I want to highlight is that this is the 3rd figure in the same month (Followed by 040506, 060606..). Somehow I jest feel good to be part of this. I have this habit of seeing unique numbers (even in the mileage of my bike). That has extended now to the Dates (Read out my blog on 060606).
Nothing much more to write about the date, so let me just write down what happened today since I got up. I wanted to get up early and start the Gym all over again (Rendu maasam continousa ponethe periye vishayam). But as usual I got up only by 8:45 and that was because Saran (Close Friend since college) had come home. Before I forget let me update about the dream I had. My office collegue Vatsan had calls me up, says sorry to disturb and updates me that he would be coming a bit late. Back to reality, I brushed my teeth and then enjoyed the morning coffee with saran. He was updating about his job hunt. Then got ready for office. Before starting had some hot arguments with dad about astrology. Kicked my bike and started it. Filled fuel on the way and then into imaginations (bike otinaale... Alaypayuthey la vara opening song endrendrum punnagai thaan eppovum mind la odum). Went to Sridhar's house (another collegue), picked him up and manage to reach office at 11 (Ascendas - International Tech Park). Morning routine continued - connected the laptop, switched it on, signed the attendance, went to the loo to wash face, and then the coffee. Saurav and team were there so just went to the conference hall (its a coffee meeting - Kalankathalaye armbichachaa ?). Then back to work. Got the Form16 from the admin. Vatsan just asked me sorry for disturbing me in the sleep and OH MY GOD...that time only it striked me that it WASNT A DREAM, Installed Visual studio .net 2003 in my laptop (install panrathukulle uyire pochu.. 2,3 attempts). Then went to lunch with Baski and Vatsan. Discussed about the weekend trip to Yelagiri. Couldnt eat much, but to compensate went to the coffee day and had Vanilla Ice cream. Back to work. Successfully completed the installation of VS 2003, then sat with Sundar for the SERM Report Analysis. Planned out the dates. Updated the doc. Back to the Yelagiri trip plan. Started from office around 8 and reached home around 8:40. Had dinner (Keerai saatham, Urulakalangu poriyal,
Mambalam...)
. Managed to skip channel (Mega seriale vida matengurangale...) to see Germany vs Ecuador football score (3:1). Finally on the comp to type all these ..........

Topics that I have written


Inspirational Messages (Fwd) 

Sunday, June 11, 2006

06/06/06 == 666, is it a sign for bad omen ?

I have been following up some special dates for few years and something significant has happened in my life with all those dates (in positive manner). Some of the dates were:

01/02/03 - My First day at Dubai (client's place) [Opening ellam nallatha iruku... Aaana I only know the troubles i had in hadling the project :)]
02/03/04 - Again I was in dubai, but this time it was for completing the project [Successfully swam across the ocean, without knowing swimming]
03/04/05 - By this day I was working with a new employer (Thirdware Solutions) with the client FORD and in couple of weeks i travel to Dublin [Yet another honeymoon period]
04/05/06 - Im still with the same employer but a different client Pfizer!!!

06/06/06- I did notice todays date with triple six. Normally 666 is considered as number of saturn, a symbol for bad omen (Appadinnu solraango!!!). Since my childhood i have read many articles, prophecies that the world is going to end around 09-09-1999. I was eagerly waiting for it, just out of curiousity. That day did come and i still remember me and karts (karthik) took a snap of each other (just in case if it was the last time .. he he). But nothing major happened. We did survive and so did the earth. I do read lot of Nostradamus predictions and thought this could be true. Ofcourse we have faced many natural calamities, earthquakes, and other such happenings [Twin Towers fall, India-Pak-Kargil, Tsunami in south Asia, Us attack in Afghanistan, Iraq... were some of the examples of heavy loss of property and people] which infact gave some resemblence to the prophecies.. but none of them were close to ARMAGEDDON.

I dont think this is a symbol for bad omen or the world is not goin to just end in one day. We have crossed 1806, 1906 and 2006 ofcourse. What i all feel is this is different date which will not repeat again (tho da..matha date ellam repeat agumaanu kekathinga]. I mean this is unique date and forms a different pattern. Ofcourse this date will appear again in June 2106, but none of us might be living......

I also read somewhere that actually 616 is the sign of beast and not 666. I also think Dan Brown makes a statement on this number 666 as a symbol for female goddess and not beast.

Finally, Im not sure if this is a sign for bad omen but the only issue i had with the date is, I couldnt update this blog exactly on the same date.

Monday, June 05, 2006

Digital Diary - About the Title

I Love writing diary entries, but Im very lazy to do it continously. During my school-college days I have written for few days in my diary and left it like that (Chinna vaisule kirukinathuthan!!!). After few years, when I started working I thought why not use the comp to type in the daily happenings (thoda... kaile keyboard eduthutaar kathasiriyaar). And surprisingly I really did that for a longer period. However that lasted only for 2,3 months (athane paarthen!!!). It was good fun reading them, took me back to many of the olden days. Moreover it had the the dates of important occasions.

Then once when I was vaugely browsing the net, I happen to land on one of the user's blog which drew my concentration and interest (thobakadirnu blog endre kadalil vilunthuten). So I created a blog for myself (Arambichitiyaaa???). I know I wont be able to write everyday, but I will do it whenever I get time.

So this digitalised diary of mine is on the web for any one to go through, read, have fun and comment on it (Komatittu vara maari comment eluthathingo). This would not be my dialy activity, rather I would try to write on some particular topic. But all the topics will surely have some incident that either happened with me or with people I know (Sonthamaa etha pannirukom). This way I can express things that I feel. Im pretty sure everyone one of us go through many things common in life. We all have similar situation, different thoughts, many experience. Anyone and everyone can share it here....

Welcome to the Neo's Dream World - The Digital Diary

Making of KAN - Kathai Alla Nijam (Short Film)

Four years back on the same day, I uploaded the short film KAN - Kathai Alla Nijam. I have made a video on the "Making of KAN". If...