We had a get together in office for the new year 2006. I prepared a small play along with some of the collegues and we performed it during the function. This was actually a remake of the skeleton we did in "Adzap" during my school days.
Introduction: (Good-Bad-Ugly music in BG) All of them except the speaker line up, walk towards the stage and face the back. Then they slowly turn one by one from the last.
“We… The employees of Thirdware Solutions, Present before you “
WHAT?
(Each one starring at another)
A small humorous skit on technology ………
Scene 1 Technology in historic story - Romeo & Juliet
Scene 2 How technology won fights – Jean Claude Vandamme & Vendoom
Scene 3 Another imaginary story – Astreix – Cleopatra
Romeo & Juliet
Scene 1
Long long ago, so long ago, no body knows how long ago……..Juliet goes to Romeo, trying to attract him. Romeo, software engineer is busy programming
- Juliet sings to Romeo “You are so beautiful… this is true love”.
- But Romeo is frustrated and says Dont disturb me, im busy now”.
- Juliet is Dejected. “Jub dil hi toot gaya, hum jike kya karenge?” Juliet goes to “Shaking Sphere” and cries “Why thou given me such a dejected character?” Shaking sphere to Juliet
-“Don’t worry my gal, I will give you three options :- choose between them”
Option 1 - Make you also as a programmer
Option 2 - Send Romeo onsite for a long term, so that you will forget him
Option 3 - Create as many BUGS as possible in Romeo’s program so that he is chucked out.
-Juliet says I will choose 3rd option. Shakesphere closes his eyes, tells some mantra and throws on Romeo. Oh! What happened, Romeo’s program crashed. He types hard, bangs – Dang Dang Dang, throws the system. Now Romeo turns to Juliet attracted to her says: Meri jaaan… meri java, “Jub maine juliet deko, mera dil dewana ole, ole ole, ole “
Moral : Behind every successful bug there will be a woman ;) !!!
Vandame & Vendoom
Scene 2
Jean Claude Vandame & Jean Claude Vendoom are twin brothers, but rivals from childhood. They both are having fight among themselves against who will sign for the Stunt Director role in Shankar’s Sivaji movie.
Round 1 begins. Dishyum dishyum…. Vandame hits vendoom
Round 2 begins Dishyum dishyum…. Vendoom hits vandame
After several rounds both are equal. Referee doesn’t know what to do…
Calls up Director Shankar and he asks him to keep a written test on software to select the smart one. Referee gives test paper to both. Vandame seems confident, but Vendoom is starring here n there. (James Bond music) Some one comes there… who is it, is it James Bond ? No it is Bill Gates. Bill gates gives a Bit to Vendoom. Referee sees the time, n says time is up, takes the paper and validates. He is going to announce the winner “And the winner is :” Vendoom.
Scene 2
Jean Claude Vandame & Jean Claude Vendoom are twin brothers, but rivals from childhood. They both are having fight among themselves against who will sign for the Stunt Director role in Shankar’s Sivaji movie.
Round 1 begins. Dishyum dishyum…. Vandame hits vendoom
Round 2 begins Dishyum dishyum…. Vendoom hits vandame
After several rounds both are equal. Referee doesn’t know what to do…
Calls up Director Shankar and he asks him to keep a written test on software to select the smart one. Referee gives test paper to both. Vandame seems confident, but Vendoom is starring here n there. (James Bond music) Some one comes there… who is it, is it James Bond ? No it is Bill Gates. Bill gates gives a Bit to Vendoom. Referee sees the time, n says time is up, takes the paper and validates. He is going to announce the winner “And the winner is :” Vendoom.
Chinchu from china comes to interview both of them.
She asks Vandame
Define Program – it’s a Television Show
Define Windows – Every house has it
Keyboard – It’s the Piano
She then goes to Vendoom
Define Hard Drive – It’s the physical disk in Computer
Define Web – Internet
Define Virus – Vital Information Resource Under Siege
Chinchu says – That’s absolutely fantastic and asks him “What is the secret of your energy?”
Vendoom answers “Software is the secret of my energy”… Chinchu joins “Our energy”
Moral : Software na… bit illa byte' adikalam
She asks Vandame
Define Program – it’s a Television Show
Define Windows – Every house has it
Keyboard – It’s the Piano
She then goes to Vendoom
Define Hard Drive – It’s the physical disk in Computer
Define Web – Internet
Define Virus – Vital Information Resource Under Siege
Chinchu says – That’s absolutely fantastic and asks him “What is the secret of your energy?”
Vendoom answers “Software is the secret of my energy”… Chinchu joins “Our energy”
Moral : Software na… bit illa byte' adikalam
Astrix & Cleopatra
Scene 3
Julius Caesar the King of Rome goes to Cleopatra to show her the software created by him.
Cleopatra!!! Look what I have for you… Wonderful Software..
Someone enters in the back… Its Brutus, he hits Caesar on the back.
Caesar – aaaaaaahh!!! – “You too Brutus?”
Brutus replies – “No, im only one Brutus.. he he!!” and he kidnaps Cleopatra and the software.
Asterix comes by that way, sees Caesar wounded.. “If I bring back Cleopatra, will you give the software to me?”
Caesar replier – “Yes, yes surely.. go fast anything for Cleopatra”
Asterix uses his magic portion to crosses hills, swims ocean to reach the place
Hey Brutus, give back Cleopatra. Brutus has a problem with the software and he makes a deal with asterix.
Brutus to asterix: “You Debug the software and I will give Cleopatra”
Asterix knows the error as he was the one who created that bug. Solves that & takes back Cleopatra to Caesar
Caesar is happy seeing Cleopatra. But Cleopatra “Chi!, I will go with only Asterix – he is a smart programmer” jumps into Asterix hands
Moral : Create atleast 1 known bug before delivering software to client. Who knows, you might be lucky to get Someone!!!
Scene 3
Julius Caesar the King of Rome goes to Cleopatra to show her the software created by him.
Cleopatra!!! Look what I have for you… Wonderful Software..
Someone enters in the back… Its Brutus, he hits Caesar on the back.
Caesar – aaaaaaahh!!! – “You too Brutus?”
Brutus replies – “No, im only one Brutus.. he he!!” and he kidnaps Cleopatra and the software.
Asterix comes by that way, sees Caesar wounded.. “If I bring back Cleopatra, will you give the software to me?”
Caesar replier – “Yes, yes surely.. go fast anything for Cleopatra”
Asterix uses his magic portion to crosses hills, swims ocean to reach the place
Hey Brutus, give back Cleopatra. Brutus has a problem with the software and he makes a deal with asterix.
Brutus to asterix: “You Debug the software and I will give Cleopatra”
Asterix knows the error as he was the one who created that bug. Solves that & takes back Cleopatra to Caesar
Caesar is happy seeing Cleopatra. But Cleopatra “Chi!, I will go with only Asterix – he is a smart programmer” jumps into Asterix hands
Moral : Create atleast 1 known bug before delivering software to client. Who knows, you might be lucky to get Someone!!!
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